Discovery controversy beckons the attention of local media
By Silver Springer • Feb 27th, 2007 • Category: Uncategorized
I can’t think of the last time the local TV news media covered Silver Spring/Maryland so inimitably outside someone getting shot or robbed. To my surprise the controversy made the first segment on the local TV stations, lasting longer than 30 seconds. In fact there was a Fox News van on Ellsworth this morning.
Discovery Communications is airing a documentary that claims the tomb of Jesus and family members have been uncovered. The Singular says security has been tightened and to watch out for a “homicidal albino monk†that’s up to no good around Discovery’s Headquarters.
I also noticed an unusual amount of people leaving the CBD this morning; could they be fleeing the scene?
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I wonder how it will take Sligo to notice that you stole his joke.
How do you figure?
From SSS yesterday:
“Security guards have been instructed to keep a look out for a homicidal albino monk who will stop at nothing to prevent this documentary from airing.”
By SSS I meant SS Singular.
Did you miss the part that said “The Singular says”?
I did. I’m a disaster today. Please feel free to delete this entire colloquy if you like.
You know what this story needs? The image of the Madonna showing up on a part of the Discovery building. On one side, you’d have the folks ticked at the company for running the documentary. On the other side, you’d have the folks coming in to venerate the supposed image. Both groups would be trying to figure out why the two things happened at once. DTSS would become the epicenter of religious intrigue, at least for a while. The local restaurants could offer 2-fer lunch deals to the albino monks and other tourists drawn to the area.
Touche Terry, touche.
LOL at the failed attempt above.
anyways hope discovery has tight security measures, there are some psycho religious buffs out there.